Presidential Pickup Lines

I'd tap his Watergate.

What presidents do you want to see pickup lines for?

  1. yougottahaveseoul answered: Andrew Jackson
  2. jamierosaurus answered: Calvin “Silent Cal” Coolidge
  3. imsodonewithyoupeasants answered: Taft
  4. jenntendo64 answered: Warren G. Harding
  5. pfrdaly answered: James K. Polk!
  6. couldntbejoking answered: c=3
  7. endlessdestinations answered: millard fillmore
  8. diaphenia answered: Jefferson
  9. stumbleawaydontaskwhy answered: obama!
  10. alexisvictoriawarnock answered: jfk , lbj and fdr
  11. vodkaismyinspiration answered: Taft!
  12. dracadancer answered: Truman
  13. thedoctorshufflepuff answered: carter and adams
  14. underdormanttrees answered: ronald reagan
  15. boringmysteries answered: Bush Jr.
  16. suddenmassiveexistencefailure answered: William Henry Harrison!
  17. ferrousbueller answered: Some about Obama would Ba-ROCK my world. Or Lincoln. Or Washington.
  18. callmegoofy answered: Grover Cleveland
  19. systemofastu answered: LBJ
  20. fishbuswastaken answered: who was that really fat one? him
  21. ibelongamongthewildflowers answered: Knox Polk and William Henry Harrison are my favs
  22. unalienablerights answered: Hayes, Pierce, Fillmore, Wilson, JQA, Jackson, both Johnsons…basically everyone
  23. krajnovichphotog answered: bush 43
  24. javerts-jabear answered: Truman, Johnson, Polk, Pierce…honestly any. I love the fuck out of all of these
  25. ohgodwhydoihaveatumblr answered: Millard Fillmore
  26. thickwigz answered: Buchanan
  27. abirdisonit answered: James K. Polk!
  28. turangaliiila answered: Calvin Coolidge
  29. grrlsleep answered: Santorum, future president.
  30. allysowned answered: baberaham lincoln
  31. ldunn13 answered: william henry harrison, thomas jefferson, and james polk.
  32. tomwiththeweather answered: William Howard Taft!
  33. homosexual-camper answered: Fdr
  34. liveacrosstheuniverse answered: lyndon johnson
  35. thoughtsfromthesuburbs answered: Regan and Jackson
  36. benkenjes answered: Nixon and Jackson and Jefferson
  37. piperab answered: Thomas Jefferson (but not about Sally Hemmings)
  38. ode-on-a-grecian-butt answered: President Obama
  39. nonononono-nono-no answered: TRUMAN, OBVIOUSLY
  40. msuts answered: carter
  41. carryonmywaywardassholes answered: some more for Truman?
  42. evolving-woolly-mammoth answered: JQA!
  43. 14cityblocks answered: franklin, jefferson, hamilton, washington, madison, adams
  44. sisterfrigidaire answered: Bush 41.
  45. samandriel answered: ALL OF THEM
  46. fireblooms answered: Buchanan!