Presidential Pickup Lines

I'd tap his Watergate.

Woah.

So, like Abe Lincoln’s penis, this blog got giant and popular. Thanks, guys! I just want to address a couple things that keep coming up in questions. Ladies, I am also a lady, just putting it out there. I’m not sure whether or not that affects your proposings of marriage. Also, lots and lots of you have sent me pictures of just Bill Clinton and one of you sent me a picture of a dog which was weird

But yeah! Thanks, everyone! Nerds unite?

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